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Cereal Guy

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When I wake up in the
morning, I have only one goal, And that is to get to my cereal bowl. I start with the classics, The crunches and puffs, And when I have munched up All of that stuff, I move on to granolas, And then to oatmeals, Till my head starts to spinning, And I'm feeling surreal. I chew through the boxes,
Never stopping to rest,
Always in hope of completing my quest,
Hoping that someday, When the sun starts to rise,
I'll pour into my bowl A half decent prize.

So that's a brand new one from the upcoming "Grass Stained Twilight: Volume 2" CD, with more to follow in the coming months... final release date mid 2010.
We've also been hard at work on "The Green Thing" with five brand new songs in the mixing stages. Release date should be as advertised in early 2010. Would someone please tell
Hayao Miyazaki that we'd like him and John Lasseter to produce and direct the film.
And, still to come this year... another CD of favorites from this site (and a few new ones) as well as a Christmas record!

Just a brief note about the passing of the amazing Les Paul...
I once had the extreme pleasure of sitting down to a conversation with Les Paul, the man who pioneered and invented everything from multi-track recording to the electric guitar.
In the room with us that night were Jerry Cantrell from Alice In Chains, Billy Sheehan from David Lee Roth's band, and Rick Nielsen from Cheap Trick. Everyone sat completely glued to the man who had essentialy given them their reason for being. I was living on the beach in Oxnard at the time and he told me how he and Bing Crosby had been driving up the coast to an event many, many years ago. He pointed out how the drive took much longer in those days and how they had made it to Oxnard when Bing realized he had to use the restroom. There was nothing in Oxnard at the time so they drove up to a house in a residential area, knocked on the door, and the two living legends gave the occupants the surprise of their life. My re-telling of this story fails in communicating the warmth and humor that left everyone laughing and hanging on his every word. It's not just what you do, it's how you do it.  Les continued to surprise all of us that evening with his amazing energy, his incredible joy for life, and his beautiful guitar playing. His legacy will continue to give all of us new joys and surprises for years and generations to come. I will use the tools he gave me with great joy and respect for the rest of my life.

Call Me They

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The "Call Me They" single from The Green Thing is available now!  Get it here! The CD won't be available until 2010, but you can download select upcoming singles as they're released over the coming months.
Check out the new music page where you can listen to all the new songs from various upcoming projects in their entirety or, even better, make a donation, download them to our player, and take them with you wherever you go.


Grass Stained CD compressed.jpgHello everyone! I've finally finished my CD "Grass Stained Twilight"!
As most of you know, over the course of the past couple of years I wrote and illustrated a book full of strange little poems, pictures, and songs - kind of in a Shel Silverstein meets the Beatles vein. Then, at the beginning of this year I started this little website on a dare from my brother in law Andy Baio over at Waxy.org, I started writing, recording, and posting a new "Song of the Week" every week (little did I know at the time that there was a long running tradition doing just that over at Song Fight that I would soon join) (Oh, and by the way, Hollywood Wax won Song Fight again last week! Thank You!). I ended up liking all the new stuff coming out of this experiment so much that I ended up going back to the book and adding these new songs and pictures to it. Then, I went back, cleaned-up, and re-did some of the songs. I've learned a lot more about mixing and mastering, however, I make no claims that it has a traditional "professional" quality. I prefer the "home-spun" vibe anyway.

So, "Grass Stained Twilight" the album contains a collection of songs from the book and my own "Song Of the Week" experiment conducted right here over the course of 2008. It's got the "sunshine pop" sound and is meant as an all ages affair. I hope all of you like it. Your input has been invaluable to me. I'm having a great time here and look forward to many more exciting things in the new year.

Order the CD here, it's $9.99. It comes with a booklet featuring some illustrations from the "Grass Stained Twilight" book and it's wrapped in a paper bag, an idea I got from Empty House Cooperative.

Thank You!
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Deep Pockets

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Deep Pockets

Deep Pockets

Short attention span or just a lack of time but I didn't record the second verse - just repeated the first. It also ends abruptly - but we're gonna go play in the snow for a few days so I'm leaving it for now. It's a story from the new book but the song is brand new - just made it up tonight.

And, the book is ready!!! Already got an order (thank you sis!)

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No One Waits (for you to change into your cape) Anymore

A new song... yay!

This mp3 cuts off right before the very end of the song but I wanted to move on to something else so I'm putting it up.

No, this is not on the Grass Stained Twilight CD. Most everything I post here will be new/in progress stuff as this one is. The sketch above along with this song will probably end up with a final revised version in an upcoming book with an accompanying story.

Gina and Cooper thought I should include the lyrics:

They all escaped -When I went - To put on my red -Cape - I flew all over the Earth - And Sun - Singed my best boots it's no use - They're gone - How'll I explain? - It was a wardrobe problem Commissioner - That sounds so lame - I've got a Super Sister - They'll commission her too - No one waits - For you to change - Into your cape - Anymore - I'll find a way - To get them all back and I'll save - The day - And then I'll say - It was no problem at all Commissioner - That sounds so great - As for my Super Sister - She'll come on a mission or two - No one waits - For you to change - Into your cape - Anymore